And the winner is... Joshua Cross!
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All the submitted reviews are listed below and have been included in the main reviews index under their respective dates.
apeville@earthlink.net
Inside story here-- Apelife, the band I'm in, got an opening slot for Cracker 
  at the most recent asheville NC show at the asheville music zone.
  
  We showed up at the club early and decided to go do what bands do that show 
  up early. Have beer. And eat. And that we did.
  
  When we got to the club Cracker had already loaded in and was doing soundcheck. 
  And hell, it sounded great. I could have left after that and had my money's 
  worth. Be My Love and two others. Sorry, I wasn't taking notes.
  
  We did our show, went over pretty good and got the hell off and started drinking 
  so we could enjoy ourselves and relax.
  
  The band came on right on time, looking relaxed. They were in good spirits and 
  the sound and mix were spot on. They opened with a new tune (sorry, I wasn't 
  taking notes, just sips) and launched in to some favorite such as Eurotrash 
  Girl- which totally sounded like a wall of sound when the chorus kicked in. 
  Brandy seemed happier than usual and was giving it the good uh-huh vibe. Johnny 
  and Dave were linked in like Mik and Keef might have been locked in years ago-- 
  and the rest of the group keep the music alive and pumping, yet not overbearing. 
  
  
  I didn't keep a setlist, I never do. I can't. I won't. It's distracting me. 
  But I remember very well the vibe. Cracker, as it were, proved once again they 
  are a great american rock band. The songs have a great combo of Randy-Newman 
  like observatory power with the absolute power of great rock music. Johnny (as 
  he proved on Lonesome Johnny Blues) is the knobs of the band, the cajones & 
  David is the mind. It's the perfect balance, the yin and yang, the sacco and 
  vanzetti, the don and phil, the peas and cornbreads. Their amps and words equally 
  blaze off each other.
  
  The songs are put together like they were all intended to be singles. And when 
  they do the singles (Low, Teen Angst) the crowd jumps for joy. Like Ellington 
  and Hodges up there bringing out the jive in an audience that migth never get 
  this kinda of thrill on a Sunday night anywhere else in North Carolina. But 
  the band doesn't loose a beat doing more obscure cuts (Dr. Bernice, Happy Birthday 
  to Me) and anything off Gentlemen's Blues reminds that I've waited for years 
  for a album that has the same UMPH and repeat play of NRBQ's best.
  
  By the end of the set the band is sweating, the audience is dancing and sweating, 
  everybody who can (and some who can't) sing along. Encores are sweet and Brandy 
  puts a ciggarette smoker in his place for blowing smoke up her bass. The music 
  takes you away. You forget you are covered in Smoke and Sweat. You're having 
  fun like the fun you had playing at the beach as a kid. Everybody forgives everybody 
  for whatever. 
  
  The band finishes off and hangs around for chats and such. The cracker fans 
  from around the east coast (Philly, Virginia, etc.) are some of the nicest folks 
  ever. Fans but not obsessive types. Intelligent types who can still have a decent 
  conversation at two in the morning. We laugh and joke some more with everybody. 
  Johnny actually can name some songs we played and we talk about those. We finally 
  pile into our van, them into our bus, the fans into their cars for long drives 
  up 81. But everybody has the exact same smile on their face, irregardless of 
  who's driving and where they are going, happy to have gone where they just have 
  been.
  
  
DouginNC@triad.rr.com
I've seen Cracker about five times in North Carolina. All good solid shows. 
  But, the show in downtown Charlotte, NC at the Speed Street festival was certainly 
  one of the best. This was on May 26, 2001.
  
  Naturally, it was shorter than a nightclub show. But, the set list was excellent. 
  The sound was great too, though just one notch above too loud. Many folks in 
  the crowd were covering their ears and glaring at the sound guy. However, the 
  quality of the sound was excellent. 
  
  I moved from the soundborad area towards the front. Thoroughly enjoyed the great 
  view. Johnny was so hot. His harp playing was on fire too. 
  
  David seemed to be in a great mood. Joking and talking a little more than usual 
  between songs. 
  
  This was the second time that I've seen Brandi. Glad to see her more annimated 
  and playing hard. How she does that deep back bend, I'll never know. 
  
  Anyway, the show ended. No encore, which dissappointed most everyone. Overall, 
  one of the best Cracker shows I've seen.
eatenzor@aol.com
This review by: Evan Jones
  123 Pleasant Street - Morgantown, WV
  June 30, 2000I'm still waking up from the show on Friday night in Morgantown. 
  I 
  still can't believe Cracker came here, and I was 6 feet from David 
  and Johnny! We talked to them after the show, they signed our CD 
  liners. These guys were on their best behavior. No sign of a 
  cigarette, and mostly drinking bottled water. They were extra kind, 
  polite, and seemed happy to talk to the fans that hung around. 
  Cracker took the stage at around 11:25pm and played over 2 hours. The 
  band seemed happy and content. Everyone seemed to be enjoying 
  themselves, except for Jeff the guitar tech. He seemed a little 
  distant and unfriendly, but I guess he has a shitty job. He was 
  having to battle the crowd to get guitars back and forth to the guys 
  through a small opening near the stage. He did loosen up after the 
  show and managed a smile or two. 
  David had on grey pants, short sleeved shirt and cool sandles. Johnny 
  had on plain blue pajamas. Kenny had on shades and was really great 
  working the accordian, even came out front and played it a couple of 
  times. Frank wore a cool black hat and looked dapper. Brandy was a 
  good addition to the band. She had a black shirt with big red lips 
  across the front of it, and tight black jeans that looked like they 
  were sprayed on her. She adds the female backup vocals that are 
  needed on a few of the songs. She and Johnny played dual acoustic 
  guitars and sang on Wedding Day and Trials and Tribulations. David 
  played bass on Wedding Day. David has really short hair. He looks 
  close to the picture on the 1st album, only even shorter hair, and a 
  few tours older. 
  For you instrument techies: 
  Johnny played the black Les Paul the whole night except 2 song he 
  played the Ibanez acoustic. He was shooting bullets at me with a 
  Hughes & Kettner head through a Marshall cabinet, and the normal 
  pedals. 
  David mostly played the green Charvel Surfcaster, occasionally going 
  to a black Jackson surfy looking guitar. His acoustic was a black 
  Ibanez. He had a smaller Matchless combo amp on top of a 4x12 
  Marshall like cabinet. 
  Kenny had 2 Roland keyboards, and of course the great accordian. 
  Brandy had a natural bass (not sure of the brand), SWR cabinet and I 
  think a Gallien Krueger Amp. Her bass was too modern for my 
  knowledge. 
  Frank had a 4 piece Pearl set in Red stain. It appeared to be a 20" 
  bass, deep 12" or 13" tom and a 14" or so floor tom. 
  There you have it. 
  Evan
HutchiJN@Healthall.com
Caught the recent Cracker show in Indy at a the very intimate club Birdy's. 
  Pretty cool place, closed circuit TV's showing the concert throughout the club, 
  great sound although most present were talking through the whole gig. In any 
  event, set list as follows (in no particular order) : Euro Trash, Cracker Soul, 
  Teen Angst, Wedding Day, I Want Everything, Loser, St. Cajetan, Dr. Bernice, 
  Low, Get Off This, Been Around the World, One Fine Day + encores of 7 Days, 
  Sweet Potato and Big Dipper. I did miss the first 3-4 songs due to transportation 
  problem, so I'm not sure what those were. 
  Also, had the chance to meet and chat with David and Johnny for about 40 minutes 
  after the show. They hung out, signed pretty much anything folks wanted signed 
  and were very gratious with their time. New album in Sept / Oct(David told me 
  the probable title, but I'm now drawing a blank) fall tour, plus various comments 
  on drawing up set lists, solo recordings and why they do this thing called Cracker. 
  Having seen them numberous times over the last 8 years, this was a nice treat. 
twizla@Stateline-ISP.com
  Otto's In Dekalb IL June 23, 2001 Review
Otto's was a great show!
  Frank singing "Happy Birthday To Me" for his own birthday was hysterical.
  Johnny's solos absolutely blew us away. The guy is just oozing with personality.
  Brandy looked like she was wasted, pissed-off, or both. But she still sounded 
  good.
  David sang and played incredibly as expected. I didn't notice any broken strings, 
  but the view was partially obstructed by the 4 1/2 foot barricade wall that 
  was constructed in front of the stage. (The stage was a little low for the enormous 
  barrier that looked like it could stop a freight train cold).
  The only disappointment was no St. Cajetan, and I don't remember Sweet Potato 
  being played either.
  I couldn't believe there were at least 2 fights that night-- one in the men's 
  room and the other right in front of the stage. The men's room was as nasty 
  as I remember it ten years ago, except for what looked like a fresh coat of 
  paint over the urinals and a few new layers of messages on the condom machine. 
  I was impressed when David shared his disappointment with the fight in front 
  of the stage and told security that they were taking away the wrong guy. (The 
  other guy started the whole thing) (Maybe that was why they built the great 
  wall in front of the stage).
  This was my first opportunity to see Cracker live-- it was everything I had 
  hoped it would be, and more (with the exception of St. Cajetan--I thought for 
  sure it would make it into the encore.
  Great show, Great time. 
  
  -Dan
silentnoise13@hotmail.com
  6-6-01 starrhill c'ville,VA
  from what i remember of the setlist last night they played:
  One Fine Day
  Been Around the World
  Eurotrash Girl
  Lonesome Johnny Blues
  Teen Angst
  Wedding Day
  Heaven Knows I'm Lonely
  Ain't It Strange
  Mr. Wrong
  I Want Everything
  Sweet Thistle Pie
  Loser
  Dr. Bernice
  Get Off This
Encore:
  Sweet Potato
there may be a song or two i left out, but i don't think so. also, i'm
  almost positive that's not in the right order.
highlights for me were the new songs (which i think one fine day is one of
  the best songs they've written), heaven know i'm lonely (which i've never
  heard live), and i want everything (which i had also never heard live).
  wedding day, dr. bernice and eurotrash girl were awesome as usual. sweet
  thistle pie was incredible w/ shannon coming up on stage and singing with
  them. she has an amazing voice! and i loved the virtual sex thing david and
  brandy did during the song... i've got three questions about that: 1) how
  the hell does she bend over like that in the first place? 2) how does she do
  it in those shoes? 3) how does she play her bass while doing it? she amazes
  me!
when they started to do i want everything, david's acoustic started getting
  feedback, and i was really afraid they weren't going to do the song. but
  luckily they did it w/ david playing the trusty charvel instead. that was
  really amazing. i love that song! kenny had a really cool, trippy little
  keyboard solo in loser, and after it david sang the chorus part for a third
  time. i was also happy to hear that song. during get off this, david started
  the "fuck the slice we want the pie" thing. johnny and brandy were 
  still
  doing the na-na-nas, and then all of a sudden brandy started belting out
  these amazing powerful notes w/ her voice. completely caught me off guard. i
  looked up, and she had sort of a surprised look on her face too, almost if
  she wasn't expecting it either. then david announced that he was losing his
  voice, thanked us for coming, and they walked off. everyone was still
  clapping, and frank ran back onstage and yelled "ah, shut the fuck up" 
  or
  something along those lines. then they came back and did sweet potato, then
  david said his voice was really not feeling too well, and that he couldn't
  do anymore, and they left for good.
the band that opened for them, gift horse, was alright. sort of reminded me
  of weezer for some reason. they weren't anything especially excellent, but
  better than some of the opening acts cracker's had in the past. before the
  show, amber and i were going to a ben & jerry's there in charlottesville,
  and when we were about to go inside this family of 40 people came
  out--definitely an extended family, as there were about 6 sets of adults,
  and dozens of small children. most of the children were carrying buckets
  (literally, these huge plastic buckets that had cows on them) full of ice
  cream. all of a sudden one of the women starts rattlying off this long
  string of names, and the last three she said were "peter paul and mary" 
  and
  she said it in that order. we couldn't believe it, and laughed about that
  for the rest of the night.
i thought the venue for the show was pretty cool. had a nice atmosphere, and
  was basically just a big open room. there were a lot of people there last
  night! it was so hot in the midst of all those people! surprisingly, i can't
  remember anyone yelling for low, and they didn't play it. amber and i were
  in front of brandy, almost at the front of the stage. we were standing
  behind brandy's family--they came out for the show!--until a bunch of really
  drunk people pushed their way up there and pushed us back. made me mad, cos
  i was so much shorter than them! that, and i had been in the club since 8!
i know i'm rambling, and not really talking about things in any sort of
  order. i'm tired and excited. i thought it was one of the best cracker shows
  i've seen yet. i really hope that someone out there recorded it! after the
  show, amber and i hung around for a bit. we went up to frank, and i told him
  i thought it was the best show they'd done. he thanked me and asked where
  i'd seen them before. i rattled off the list, and he told me that they all
  had a lot of fun up there last night. you could tell they were enjoying
  themselves. i chatted w/ frank for a few more minutes, and he thanked me for
  supporting them, and i thanked him for giving me such wonderful music to
  support, and then we made our way to johnny. johnny talked to us for a good
  10 minutes. we talked about david's voice for a long time (johnny was not
  very happy that david was over near the bar talking to people with his voice
  not feeling well). he said that, naturally, if david didn't feel better
  there would not be a show at ziggy's. i told johnny he could sing all his
  songs. he laughed and said that would take about half an hour. then we
  talked about him trying to sing david's songs, and joked about them doing an
  instrumental set. i asked him about the new album. he said september,
  hopefully. he said they're still trying to narrow the 25-27 songs they have
  recorded down to enough to put on one cd. as he put it, it's time to start
  killing their babies, and talked about how attached he and david are to the
  songs, many of which will have to be cut, and how attached they are to one
  another's songs. i told him they should release what they can't fit on this
  album on another album or on the website. he said he would really like to
  release an ep of what gets cut, but eps don't sell too well anymore. and we
  talked about a bunch of other stuff, but i won't get into all that.
thanks for reading this, if you have! i felt like rambling, and where better
  to do it? i'm bummed that the show tonight at ziggy's is cancelled since i
  was going to drive the three hours again to see them, but i can completely
  understand why. david's voice really did sound scratchy and soar. luckily
  last night was awesome!
--joshua cross